This was a card at Target.
I laughed for fucking ever.
- I don’t have to give birth to a watermelon and break my motherfucking vagina
- I don’t have to get punched in the uterus every fucking month and want to kill over
- I don’t have to shave basically every fucking inch on my body
- I want to know what a boner feels like.
- I want to pee drawings on ice and such.
I WANT THIS SO BAD.